Funky Kong

Funky is my dad
please come back

Nickname: funky dong, big willy man, he beats me

Age: he beats me

Dad: big chungus

Uncle: pedo pete

Friend: me, I am his best friend even though I haven't seen him in 12 years

Wife: my mom

Son: me

Person who he beats: me

WEAPONS!!!!!
a belt which he uses to beat me